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Funny Pins - Assorted Legends      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



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FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult



C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



Item# 85169002-A-4  
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Funny Pins - A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult



C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



Item# 85169002-A-5  
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Funny Pins - Born to Golf, Forced to Work      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult



C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



Item# 85169002-B-5  
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Funny Pins - Friday is almost here!      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



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Funny Pins - If I can't win, I don't want to play      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult



C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



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Funny Pins - Jock - The older I get, the better I was      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult



C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



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Funny Pins - My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



Item# 85169002-M-6  
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Funny Pins - The older I get, the better I was      $3.50
 

FUNNY PIN



Various Color Combinations



PERFORMANCE FEATURES:

• Beveled edges

• Super entertaining at your office, networking events, parties, celebrating a specific time of year or just to make someone giggle

• 3/4" x 2"

• Engraved lettering

PRICE GOES DONE WHEN YOU BUY 2



LEGENDS:

A-1: A messy desk is a sign of genius!

A-2: A wise man once said: "I should ask my wife."

A-3: Always be kinder than you have to be

B-1: Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

B-2: Born Free now I'm expensive

B-3: Born to annoy

B-4: But it's dry heat

C-1: Can you put the laser printer on stun?

C-2: Can't scare me I'm a Nurse

C-3: Can't scare me I'm a Mom

C-4: Change is good... you go first

C-5: Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

C-6: Close enough for government work

D-1: Dangerously over-educated

D-2: Dear Santa, I can explain...

D-3: Did I step on your itty, bitty ego?

D-4: Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert

D-5: Domestic Engineer

D-6: Don't blame yourself let me do it

D-7: Don't make me use UPPERCASE!

D-8: Duct tape specialist

E-1: Everyone is born right-handed only the gifted overcome it

F-1: From now on... we're screwing things up my way

G-1: GO CATS

G-2: Good point... now shut up!

G-3: Geezer - formerly known as STUD MUFFIN

H-1: Heavily medicated for your safety

H-2: Hoppy Easter

H-3: HURRYING is not what I do best

I-1: I barely survived yesterday - and it's already today

I-2: I consider on-time to be when I get there

I-3: I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you

I-4: I don't sweat... I sparkle

I-5: I feel a SIN comin' on

I-6: I LOVE TUCSON

I-7: I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it

I-8: I see the screw up fairy has visited again

I-9: I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

I-10: I tried being good, but I got bored

I-11: I used to care, but I take a pill for that now

I-12: If I can't fix it - it must not be broken

I-13: If this job were easy - a man would be doing it

I-14: If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

I-15: If you just did what you are told, I wouldn't have to be so bossy

I-16: If you met my family, you'd understand

I-17: If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe

I-18: I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

I-19: I'm left handed... What's your super power?

I-20: I'm not short... I'm FUN size!

I-21: I'm not weird... I'm a limited edition

I-22: I'm so far behind, I thought I was first

I-23: It ain't gonna happen!

I-24: It sounded better in my head

I-25: It's not me... It's sewer gas

I-26: If you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear

L-1: Life begins when the season starts

L-2: Life is all about how you handle Plan B

M-1: Me Boss - You Not

M-2: MULTI-TASKING screwing up several things at once

M-3: My Give-A-Damner is broken

M-4: My halo is temporarily out of order

M-5: My other body is in the shop

N-1: NO - is a complete sentence

N-2: No need to YELL - I still won't listen

O-1: Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time

O-2: Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud again?

P-1: POOP happens!

P-2: Proud to be an AMERICAN

R-1: Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong

S-1: S.O.B. Sexy Old Buzzard

S-2: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate

S-3: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with football

S-4: Save the Earth - It's the only planet with me

S-5: Scars are like tattoos with better stories

S-6: Selective Listener

S-7: Set the laser printer to stun

S-8: Slightly used - but in good condition

S-9: STICK AROUND... I may need someone to blame

S-10: Still young enough to know EVERYTHING

S-11: Same Shirt - Different Day

T-1: Team Effort - A lot of people doing what I say

T-2: The BOSS likes me best!

T-3: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy

T-4: The last day for complaints was yesterday!

T-5: Three wise men... Are you serious?

T-6: To save time... I just assume I know everything

T-7: Trust me I do this all the time

W-1: When I was your age, Pluto was a planet

W-2: With a body like this... who needs hair?

Y-1: You call them gray hairs I call them stress highlights

Y-2: You can agree with me or you can be wrong

Y-3: You can't fix stupid

Y-4: You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you

Y-5: You must be exhausted watching me do everything!



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